Frequently Asked Questions
DOES THE DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™ ACTUALLY WORK?
Yes! We've been working for over a decade to bring the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ to market and we're ecstatic to watch it transform the world.
I JUST SPENT THE NIGHT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE SOBER?
It might seem counterintuitive, but sometimes people need to sober up quickly. This includes (but is not limited to) situations like job interviews, family emergencies, and driving.
How long does THE DE-ALCOHOL-OrIZER™ take to work?
Upon ingestion, the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ takes 32 seconds, on average*, to work it's way through your circulatory system and to neutralize alcohol and other drugs.
*Exact time may vary dependent on the height, weight, and BAC of the user. Learn more about the research here.
Are there any side effects to Using THE DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™?
In our clinical trials, we have not seen any negative side effects of using the De-Alcohol-Orizer™. However, when a user rapidly transitions from being intoxicated to being sober, the sensation can feel unusual for 1-2 minutes. It's been often described as a warming sensation throughout the stomach, head, and extremities.
The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is not recommended for women who may be pregnant or nursing.
Is the De-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™ FDA Approved?
As of May 2018, The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is in the application process for FDA approval, but it is currently classified as an herbal supplement.
What "Other drugs" will THE DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™ neutralize?
In addition to alcohol, the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ will neutralize opioids, benzodiazepines, and all cannabis cannabinoids.
We are currently testing its effect on neutralizing other drugs, but as of February, 2018, these are the only drugs the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is proven to work on.
The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ only works on alcohol and other drugs consumed up to twelve hours before or after ingestion. Do not consume the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ if you will take or have taken prescription medication within that time frame.
If you are taking prescription medications, please discuss with your doctor whether the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is right for you.
The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is not recommended for women who may be pregnant or nursing.
What happens if i drink after consuming the De-Alcohol-Orizer™?
The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ will continue to neutralize intoxicants for up to twelve hours after ingestion. It is not recommended to consume additional alcohol or other drugs for this period of time, as the body may begin to build up a tolerance to the the De-Alcohol-Orizer™.
WHERE CAN I GET THE DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™?
At the moment, the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is only available right here on this site. We are currently taking pre-orders and will be shipping in early July, 2018. SPECIAL JUNE OFFER: Sign up now and get your first De-Alcohol-Orizer™ for free! Pre-Order now!
(Limit one (1) per household.)
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MY DOG ATE MY DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™?
The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is non-toxic to household animals, but we absolutely do not recommend testing this yourself.
I ATE Multiple DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZERS™. WILL I BE OKAY?
We know: the De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is delicious! There are no positive or negative side effects from ingesting multiple De-Alcohol-Orizers™, nor will more make you sober faster. That being said, we recommend consuming only one De-Alcohol-Orizer™ within a 24-hour period to avoid building up a tolerance.
IS THE DE-ALCOHOL-ORIZER™ SAFE FOR MY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS?
The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ is gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, and shellfish-free, but we do use a soy-based ink. The De-Alcohol-Orizer™ may be manufactured on equipment that also manufactures products containing gluten, dairy, and nuts. If you have extreme food allergies, consume at your own discretion. If you have specific dietary concerns not addressed above, please contact us directly.